Superglue

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Superglue

Post by Ted » Sun May 12, 2013 6:30 pm

Anybody know what's super about super glue :?
Been buying the damn stuff for years now and the only thing I've ever managed to stick is my bl##dy fingers .
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Re: Superglue

Post by redstar5 » Sun May 12, 2013 7:00 pm

Don't mean to a clever &£?# but the trick with superglue is to put as little as possible on and hold it together under some kind of pressure for about half a minute.The less you put on the better it sticks.

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Re: Superglue

Post by thesickness » Sun May 12, 2013 7:41 pm

Ted wrote:Anybody know what's super about super glue :?
Been buying the damn stuff for years now and the only thing I've ever managed to stick is my bl##dy fingers .
:x:
so true :lol:

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Re: Superglue

Post by LODGE » Sun May 12, 2013 7:54 pm

Having a little sniff makes things super ( don't try this kids )
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Re: Superglue

Post by kombie 454 » Sun May 12, 2013 8:27 pm

Well Iv'e got to try it now you'v said!.............. :D :D
Well I'm standin' on a corner in Winslow Arizona,
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Re: Superglue

Post by maddison » Sun May 12, 2013 8:29 pm

It will stick to your nose , and we will all knows :wink:

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Re: Superglue

Post by kombie 454 » Sun May 12, 2013 8:31 pm

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPP ! my nostrils have stuck together and I can't breath....I'm going all dizzy and feeling faint............. :drunken:
Well I'm standin' on a corner in Winslow Arizona,
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Slowin' down to take a look at me! .....................( Wish I'd written that! )



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Re: Superglue

Post by RoobarbandCustard » Sun May 12, 2013 8:49 pm

redstar5 wrote:Don't mean to a clever &£?# but the trick with superglue is to put as little as possible on and hold it together under some kind of pressure for about half a minute.The less you put on the better it sticks.

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A friend once used superglue or something of that ilk to stick down the carpet tiles that were lifting up in his shop. He stood on them to put the necessary pressure on. The glue oozed through the tile. The tiles stuck to his shoes. He tried to pretend they hadn't. Imagine a genial Father Christmas type figure with carpet tiles glued to his feet. Enjoy a good laugh like we did!

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Re: Superglue

Post by BusBug&KG » Sun May 12, 2013 11:57 pm

Always got a tube or two in my fishing tackle box,for when match fishing.
The end of your fingers get little splits in them when unhooking fish,so I smear a thin coat of super glue over my finger tips,false skin!!
Peels off after.
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Re: Superglue

Post by LODGE » Mon May 13, 2013 9:39 am

Ha ha loons :)
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Re: Superglue

Post by johnny k » Tue May 14, 2013 12:36 pm

And you use it once, put it away very cleanly
Then the next time you want it, it's gone hard
And you end up piercing the bottom of the tube
To get a bit out only to vow you'll never buy another
Tube
Except you do and start the whole process over again!!
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Re: Superglue

Post by nick » Tue May 14, 2013 7:02 pm

just don't ever mistake it for eyedrops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8O

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