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computers and technology

Post by jayvanman » Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:56 pm

OMG

THIS IS ALL GOING TO BE IN CAPITALS AS I AM F**KING LOSING MY MIND TO THIS CONSTANT BARAGE OF TORMENT BY MY MOBILE PHONES AND COMPUTERS ETC ETC ETC

NOW I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME i WANTED TO PRINT A PICTURE OR LABEL OR SOMETHING AND ENDED UP USING 3 LAPTOPS AND 2 PRINTERS AND AT LEAST 1 AND HALF HOURS OF MY LIFE PAST THE HOUR OF MIDNIGHT AS I HAD STUPIDLY GONE AND BOUGHT A BRAND NEW PRINTER AND IT HAD UPDATED ITS SELF SO IT DIDN'T WORK ANYMORE.

BUT ITS NOT THAT.

AND IT'S NOT THE TIME MY OLD PHONE HAD UPDATED IT'S SELF SO MUCH IT DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM TO RUN THE NUMBERED TELEPHONE PAD. - YEP THATS RIGHT ! NUMBER DIAL PAD, ON A PHONE, CLEARLY NOT NEEDED, MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAT WE UPDATE THE CHINESE DICTIONARY AND EVERY OTHER LANGUAGE ON THE PLANET THAT LET OUR CUSTOMER MAKE A PHONE CALL ****FROM HIS PHONE****

BUT ITS NOT THAT.


I COULD GO ON (AND ON AND ON AND ON)

BUT NO

THIS IS ABOUT GETTING PICTURES FROM YOUR PHONE TO THE COMPUTER.

THUMBNAILS

IT'S NOT THAT THEY ARE SO SMALL THAT THEY REALLY AREN'T MUCH USE BUT HONESTLY COMPARED TO WHAT I HAVE, THEY'D DO.

BUT BEFORE THAT I'VE JUMP THE GUN.

SO 2 PHONES, WITH A BUNCH OF PICS.

MANAGE TO LOAD 1 PHONES WORTH OF PICS VIA THE CONTROL PANEL, FAIRLY EASY, AND THEN SOMEHOW DUPLICATED THE WHOLE LOT. OF COURSE THESE AREN'T NEXT TO EACH OTHER SO YOU JUST DELETE EVERY OTHER ONE, ALTHOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A MASSIVE PITA THAT WOULD BE FAR TO SIMPLE SO LETS MIX THEM UP.
I'M ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH AND KIND OF GOT WHAT i NEED TO UPDATE MY THREAD AN MY HEAD IS JUST BRAIN DAMAGED, BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON AND GET THE PICS FROM THE OTHER PHONE AND LOAD THEM INTO THE NEW FOLDERS I'VE CREATED TO TRY AND KEEP SOME KIND OF ORDER.

COMPUTER DOESN'T RECOGNISE THE PHONE ON THE CONTROL PANEL - NOTHING THERE - BUT THROUGH THE WINDOW THAT OPENS AND THEN ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND SO ON i HAVE WORKED OUT HOW TO GET TO MY PHOTO'S .

100'S OF THEM.
HERE YOU GO.
HAVE A LOOK AT THEM THOUGH "THUMBNAILS"



i HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE FROM MY OTHER PHONE OF WHAT MY SCREEN LOOKS LIKE - BUT GET THIS- IT DOESN'T WORK NOW EITHER.


I S**T YOU NOT.

OMG ,

I COULD JUST SCREAM !

I AM SO FED UP WITH THIS BULL S**T,


YOU KNOW THE ADVERT WITH THE GUY BURNING HIS SUIT AND JUMPING IN THE SEA IN SOME TROPICAL PLACE.

THATS GOING TO BE ME SOON BUT IT WON'T BE MY SUIT. IT'LL BE ALL MY TECH STUFF THATS DRIVING ME MAD.

TECH STUFF ON A FIRE,
ME DANCING AROUND IT,
LAUGHING LIKE A MADMAN,
PROBABLY NAKED.

RANT OVER

OUT

PHEW !
he who sins grins


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Re: computers and technology

Post by JonnyCJ » Thu Sep 22, 2016 3:51 pm

And breathe......

I take it it's not Apple stuff ? even my mum can use an iphone

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Post by miles » Thu Sep 22, 2016 3:52 pm

Probably Linux :)
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Post by joannedoyle » Sat Sep 24, 2016 9:54 pm

Ha.
I have the same s:@t every time I need to do anything with a table, Pc, phone etc.
I think it's a government conspiracy trying to test me or send me mad :?:
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Post by JonnyCJ » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:53 pm

Yep - I've been told that the government have a special remit to cause havoc in your household by remotely interfering with your tech stuff. Especially the table.

Others have also been told that the government is watching you....

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Post by joannedoyle » Sun Oct 09, 2016 7:01 pm

JonnyCJ wrote:Yep - I've been told that the government have a special remit to cause havoc in your household by remotely interfering with your tech stuff. Especially the table.

Others have also been told that the government is watching you....
Have you seen my table :)
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Post by miles » Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:51 pm

;)
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